When you're polyamorous...

Conversation between my husband David and I via text:

Me: I kinda want spaghetti.

David: I can pick some up.

Me: :)

David: Also: you would date a tranny?

Me: Um. I don't know? Like, male to female? Or what?

David: Well I assume you meant female to male, but maybe I was mistaken.

Me: (realizing I answered a question on OK Cupid saying I would) Oh, did I answer a question? I don't know, I'd consider it. Either way. I'm not completely closed off to the idea.

David: But dating a transsexual sounds more appealing than dating a straight up woman?

Me: Yes.

David: Interesting. Do we have any parmesan?

Me: Yes.